psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
danielle-madridista: who needs a boyfriend when you have an entire team to fuck you over and break your heart
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
c0quine: I JUST WANT A BOY TO TOUCH ME I’M SO FRUSTRATED
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep